Church signage
August 12th, 2006 by: cheyenneThere are a lot of churches in the US, particularly in the vicinity of Arkentuckylvania.
![Glad Tidings Assembly of God Church Sign. God has only one kind of love - everlastin](/images/misc7/church1.jpg)
A mildly suggestive message.
![Melcroft Assembly of God Church Sign. Jesus - No Roaming Charges No Lost Calls Unlimited Minutes](/images/misc7/church2.jpg)
Church for the consumer culture. Where do they get this stuff?
![Little River Baptist Church Sign. Prayer - Wireless Access to God W\H - Out Roaming Fees Worship 10:30 AM](/images/misc7/church4.jpg)
A less coherent version of the sign above. There must be a newsletter of snappy sermon topics that these guys all subscribe to.
![County Line Church of the Bretheren Sign. I love you but hate your sin - God](/images/misc7/church3.jpg)
Yikes.
![Bishup Seabury Church Sign. Now Accepting Reservations for Eternity Jesus is Waiting for Your Call](/images/misc7/church5.jpg)
On the aforementioned Holy Cell Phones, surely.
![Family Worship Center Church Sign. Come with a burden leave with a song. Keep him lord of your summer.](/images/misc7/church6.jpg)
Lord of Summer!
![Second Baptist Church Sign. Vacancy every sunday at 11AM](/images/misc7/church7.jpg)
Huh?
![Church Sign. Vacation from God? Sunday 10&6](/images/misc7/church8.jpg)
I’m confused again.