My brother Sage and his girlfriend Elise had a baby! Last time I saw them she was in that nebulous tummy phase somewhere between not-puking-anymore-thankyou and “Holy hell girl! Haven’t you had that thing yet?!”
Despite my brother being somewhat less than forthcoming with the details and photos (what? Like he’s busy?), here’s a cutie of the girl at the ripe old age of 56 hours.
(Despite her being the spitting image of Great Aunt Manfred Laverne Berdina Periwinkle—or more fondly, “Aunt Lou Chicken Poo,” Sage and Elise cast aside the shackles of tradition and named her Riley Marie.)