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Maine Part II

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Ronin has slept downright “well” these past few nights. I’m amazed and quite relieved; I’d be a lot more enthusiastic about it if she managed to sleep beyond 6am this morning. It’s still DARK at 6am. It’s just not right. Previously, she was taking upwards of two and a half hours to get down at night, nearly every moment of which was a whine or all out shriekfest and naps were no better. You would think we were killing her instead of laying peacefully on the bed with her, rubbing her tummy or whatever. It may have been the discomfort of growing teeth or maybe she’s about to break out a new milestone for us. Crawling maybe. Or ordering clothes online with my credit card.

Back to Maine:

Dead River oil and gas company

Does anyone remember the Ashland band Dead River? Doug Hill, some other guys… Anyway, we were amused so see a Dead River company (and convenience store) in Maine. Except instead of being an alcohol-steeped college band from the early 90s, it is an oil and gas company. Dead River. An oil and gas company. Is this not weird? *

Jefferson Cattle Pound

We sped by at 45 mph, because all the roads in Maine are small two-lane affairs and windy, and caught sight of this… thing on the side of the road. We turned around and drove back to check it out. The lintel had engraved, “Jefferson Cattle Pound Built by Silas Noyes in 1828 for $28.” We then spent hours pondering how exactly $28 1828 dollars had been spent to make the thing. Labor? Materials? Buying off officials? Why did they bother to mention the price tag; was $28 an astoundingly great deal for a cattle pound? Was Silas Noyes ripped off and now nobody would ever forget it? We had no answers.

Coffee on the east coast is sub-par. I’m sorry all you Dunkin Donuts fans, but that shit is nasty. Whatever it is they use for cream (and you don’t even know what it is because they don’t actually allow you to self-administer your own coffee accoutrements) leaves an evil pasty-gritty feel in your mouth after drinking. The donuts are just ho-hum donuts (in their defense I have only Voodoo doughnuts to compare) but I have to warn everyone: what they call an “Old fashioned” on the east coast is NOT what they call an “Old fashioned” here on the west. Basically I was left gritty-mouthed and hugely dissatisfied after my Dunkin Donuts experience.

Jamie's Pond Hallowel Maine

What everyone else in the world calls a “Lake” is called a “Pond” in Maine. I always equated ponds with green scummy water, ducks, and quaint willow-clad islands in the middle. Maine’s ponds are crystal clear, swimably warm (mostly), and surrounded by lush mosquito-clad foliage.

MUSHROOMS

We got lucky in that the weeks before our arrival were rainy and dreary. During our stay, the weather was brilliant and clear and the mushrooms were popping up all over the place. Generally when we go mushrooming in Oregon, we set out with a target species and find perhaps three or four predominant species, maybe a few randoms, and that’s pretty much it. In Maine, we found an incredible variety of different species, the most notable of which was the Amanita bisporigera, or “Angel of death”/“Destroying angel.” While we have seen zillions of Amanita phalloides (“Death cap”) on the west coast, we maybe have seen only one Angel of death (the species generally found on the west coast is Amanita ocreata, which looks about the same but a bit more robust). The ones on our walk at Jamie’s Pond were numerous and pristine. They are really a very beautiful mushroom, perfectly clean and snow-white.

Amanita bisporigera, Destroying Angel

Amanita bisporigera, Destroying Angel

[Some identifying characteristics are that they are entirely white (gills, spores, stalk, cap), they grow from a bulb or volva (ball at base of stalk), they have a ring (annulus; the skirt-like thing dangling off the stalk).]

Amanita muscaria eastern yellow variety

[Big pretty Amanita muscarias were around too. We never saw the red variety on the east coast.]

[I don’t know what this is but it’s cool.]

[We didn’t have our book with us this day; we thought this might be a grisette of some kind.]

[A great big bolete of some sort; there is a bitter-tasting eastern bolete we though it might be.]

[Another unidentified gilled, scaley-topped mushroom. Clean and pretty.]

[“Dyer’s polypore,” Phaeolus schweinitzii. I think.]

[We saw a lot of different corals, mostly these two. I wish I knew more about corals because when we find them, we generally find a LOT of them. Unfortunately, they are tricky to identify and many are not good to eat.]

* Okay – I googled “dead river” hoping I’d come up with something about the very famous and well known band from Ashland and all I found were river rafting trips on the Dead River in Maine. So it’s not as weird as I initially thought but it’s a creepy thing to call a gas and oil company.


The Rocksuckers

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

[The big cheeks]

[Yumm. Rocks]

[Rosalind discovers rocks with yogurt]

[Nathan, Cheyenne, Ronin, Rosalind, and Meg all playing in the creek. I like the composition of this picture, but it doesn’t really work in the small version so click on it to see it larger.]


Splish Splash

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

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Takhlakh Lake, WA


Ronin goes camping

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

We had our first camping trip in about 75 germillion years and it turned out great! We met up with some friends of ours (who also have a baby) at Takhlakh Lake near Mt. Adams in Washington, and even though we didn’t have a reservation, we decided we’d go for it anyway just leave early on Friday so as to have a chance at a site before the generator-wielding Good-Samers* took up all the good spots. Tragically, we hit traffic about six miles out of Portland and four and a half–yes that’s right, FOUR AND A FREAKING HALF–hours later we were still only 14 miles from home with a destination 160 miles away. And one would think only a crazy person would keep going at this point since there was almost no chance we would arrive before dark and because we planned to meet up with our friends, there was the additional worry that we wouldn’t be able to contact them since there was no cell phone service where we were going. If our target campground was full (we did have three other campground back-ups) it might be hard to find each other in the dark; with no reservation there was no guarantee. Blah blah yada yada. We kept going of course because we are crazy people. And also because we were now four and a half hours from home and I feared my head might blow up. Oh and also, this was one of the hottest days of the year, over 100 degrees probably. Ronin miraculously slept through the majority of the traffic jam (which turned out to be a bleeding brush fire for chrissake; LET IT BURN!) and was so good when she was awake, playing with her granola bar wrapper and humming to herself. I on the other hand, whined, cried, kicked at the dash, chewed my fingernails to the quick, bitched about the people in the cars in front of us, and behaved essentially like a total baby.

[It’s starting to freak me out how much she looks like a little girl at times. Sometimes we have to remind ourselves that she’s just a little baby; I mean, she can’t even crawl yet.]

Once we managed to get back on the freeway on the other side of the mess, the going was great. There was a lot of traffic but everyone was essentially in agreement that they had somewhere to be like FOUR hours ago and so things moved along perkily. We arrived at the campground at 8:25pm, just as the light was fading, we found a note from our friends saying which campsite they were in, and when we pulled up, they had a steaming vat of curry vegetables with quinoa ready to go. The downside is we arrived right at peak mosquito hour and I sustained massive damage in the pitiful seconds it took me to don protective clothing and get inside a tent with the baby.

[The second night, we were on dinner detail: camp paella! Made all the more exciting by having the first stove run out of fuel, then the second backup stove actually break mid-cook. Joshua is a genius and was able to resurrect the stove so we got to eat a fully cooked paella that night. It even held out for coffee the next morning (the stove, not the paella).]

Ronin had been (as she is often) a total sleep monkey lately, depriving herself of solid naps only to top it off with sporadic and fitful night sleep. I was sort of dreading the camping scene after the previous nights of sleep drama but she actually went down fine and slept GREAT that night between us on the camp mattress. Where everything was weird and rustly and there were trees over our heads and bugs whining outside the mesh and smoky smells and loud thumping drunk teenaged site neighbors. Basically, Ronin thrives in the atypical. Who would have guessed? The next night went just as well. She slept solid and only woke at 5am to be fed (this from waking ten million times per night and needing to be fed at least two of those times). We are heading to Maine in a few days and so I’m hoping the exhausting train/plane/car travel, the layover in New Jersey, the three-hour time change, the unfamiliar surroundings, strange people, new sleeping situation, additional camping, and back-to-back visiting will do wonders for her nap and night sleep.

[The lake was sort of cold and Ronin was apprehensive at first. We discovered that just sitting her in the sand was the thing. She took to splashing in a big way and played happily until I noticed that her temples and the area under her mouth were turning sort of blue and so I pulled the plug on Fun. PS – It is really difficult to remove a sodden shirt from an excited splashing baby; remove shirt FIRST next time.]

[Meg with Rosalind looking adorable all cuddled up in a towel.]

Another interesting discovery is that Ronin appears to be mosquito proof. All the rest of us got zillions of bites; Meg and Nathan’s poor baby had probably thirty angry red welts on her face by the end of the trip and although I saw a couple of mosquitoes actually bite Ronin, she never even got a red spot, no less an itchy welt. I don’t know how that works but I’ll take it.

Meg and Nathan’s daughter, Rosalind, is eleven months old and already walking, eating curry, and using the internet. It’s crazy to think that this child is only four months older than ours. Ronin really seemed like just a little cuddle blob next to such fantastic mobility. I can’t wait for her to learn to walk but also it’s really nice to have a baby who you can just leave in the camp chair to play happily with her feet while you get dinner ready. I remember thinking something along these lines last time I saw Meg and Nathan. At that time Rosalind was three months old and during our coffee-shop visit, she pitched a fit that was not to be consoled by sitting, walking, singing, etc. I was eight month’s pregnant at the time and I sat there thinking, wow, I think mine’s kicking a little… My, but the belly is a convenient babysitter.

[The more mature baby can actually bite and ingest watermelon.]

[Our baby, on the other hand, dropped her watermelon in the sand several times before it occurred to her to taste it.]

* As luck would have it, a Good Sam parked in the spot right next to us and they ran a generator for HOURS so that they could watch TV (!!!!). It didn’t even look like the Olympics, which was our initial assumption.


Inferior wrapper technology

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

One of Ronin’s favorite things is an unopened granola bar. She can kill an hour happily worrying the thing, chewing on the wrapper, turning it over in her hand, rustling the crinkly plastic, mushing around the contents, etc. Generally we give her the Trader Joes bars and I never worried about her getting the wrapper open because I can hardly open them myself. The other day we got a bunch of samples of Kasha Golean stuff, one of which was a breakfast bar I turned up my nose at because of questionable ingredients, and so I gave her the bar to Ronin to destroy.

Next thing we know, she had extracted the contents and was smearing the chocolate-covered bar all over her face. Pretty much every single allergy-risk ingredient was present and accounted for: wheat, soy, corn, dairy, peanuts and other tree nuts, and chocolate. Go us.


Cheyenne Weil, Joshua Coxwell